Chuck Woody’s irrelevant review of GW’s: the week that was the week that was the week that was the week that was

17/11/08 – 23/11/08

Good morning, good afternoon and good evening one and all.
I was sifting through my archive of insignificant quotes trying to find something that could make sense of yet more madness that’s besieged us this week. After banging my head on the wall I finally found a random quote from one T.S. Eliot:

“Half [...]

Captain Fabregas

GoonersWorld can proudly announce that Cesc Fabregas will be Arsenal’s new captain.
Today Arsene Wenger annouced that Cesc Fabregas will be the new captain.
This come just days after William Gallas was stripped of the armband after he had been openly critical of his team-mates last week, putting his position under threat.
Wenger has now decided that it is [...]

City 3 – 0 Arsenal

With William ’Wanker’ Gallas’ public outburst of must love me’s over shadowing the build up to what on paper looked to be a decent game. Both teams have an abundance of talent upfront, Adebayor, Van Persie, Nasri, Robinho, the ever impressive Stephen Ireland and Nicky Bendtner (how did that get in there??). And with both [...]

Chuck Woody’s irrelevant review of GW’s: the week that was the week that was the week that was the week that was the week that was

10/11/08 – 16/11/08

What do Arsene Wenger and new Transport Secretary Geoff Hoon have in common?
No? Can’t see one? Well I’ll give you a few clues
Geoff Hoon when asked what he’d do if Greater Manchester’s citizens rejected plans for a £2.75bn plan for a congestion charge scheme he replied:
“If there was a `no’ there would be [...]

Chuck Woody’s irrelevant review of the week that was the week that was the week that was

3/11/08 – 9/11/08

If football be the food of love, play on,
Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken, and so die.
Chuck Woody’s adaptation of Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night (circa 2008)

I’ve said it many times before but truly this was one momentus week don’t ya think?!
A week full historical and hysterical poignancy.
First a [...]

Arsenal 2 – 1 Man Utd

For the most part I hate early kick off’s, I hate them even more after we’ve lost to Stoke, Black Wednesday and a slightly dissapointing night in the Champions League. What I hate most about early kick off’s is the fact that it ain’t 3 o’clock. At this point I just want to say Rupert [...]

But we used to be so good for each other ……

We first met in 1988 , I was a boy of only 14 . We became friends but I didn’t get to see that much of you . You were in London and I was in a little town about 3 hours north of Sydney , Australia . I fell in love with you a [...]

Re: Chuck Woody’s irrelevant review of GW’s: the week that was the week that was the week that was

27/10/08 – 02/11/08
Under usual circumstances this opening gambit would ordinarily serve as my closing gambit, but such is the condition of our condition’s condition I shall begin with a little bit of Shakespeare:
“Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
Of all the wonders that I yet have heard,
It seems [...]

Stoke City 2 – 1 Arsenal (Gunners torpedoed)

It was a match many deemed that Arsenal MUST win to bounce back from the shocking loss against the Spuds, and many expected a convincing victory to put to rest the horrors of Wednesday.
True to his words, Arsene rotated his squad, with numerous changes. Gallas was missing due to injury(right…) , Eboue as well. Van [...]